WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks..
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a m oustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
3 comments:
Hahahaha, we are happier species because we like to keep things simple and not complicate the situation... I felt the same thing during my first 3 years in marriage. But after the 3rd year, I got 'wiser' and leant that Allah made women the way that they are for a reason. In many occasions, I realized that my wife really completes me!! (not in any condescending way but honestly). If it was not for my wife, I think our children will grow up hungry and unorganized (if they even do grow up hahahhaha). If there are no women, any events will be so dull and bore. Most men (well at least, I am) won’t have a clue what colour matches with what, what flowers or decorations are required to make things ‘perfect’ etc. So ladies, even how much people (mostly men) tell you that you are complicated, remember that that is the beauty in you…. I really love my wife, my mom, my sister, my daughter and appreciate their existence……. Thanks ladies.
"You Complete Me" - Come on lah bro that line is so cliche it makes me believe you've watched Jerry Maguire over a dozen times or was that me? :)
'Jerry Maguire' tu apa? it is a movie? box office ke? sapa belakon? anybody i know??? (deny everything)
by the way, you are suppose to comment on Aida's article, not mine.. you can comment on mine in my blog.. haha
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